Dyson's $499 toothbrush has a camera. Brace yourself.
Dyson just unveiled the CameraJet, a $499 toothbrush with a 0.1MP camera crammed into the brush head. It snaps 28 images a second, uses AI to spot gaps between your teeth, then blasts a precise mouthwash jet at them within 100ms. It can even livestream inside your mouth to your phone, because apparently your teeth needed content too. Yours in Ceramic Blue or Pink, oscillating 245 times a second, for ten days on a charge.
Somewhere a dentist is crying into their $499 rent payment.
Why it matters
Dyson betting big on 'smart' oral care shows how far AI creep has gone, from your car to your mouth. It's a preview of the next wave of absurdly overengineered gadgets that solve problems nobody had, priced like problems everybody has.