Meta's Next Patent: Glasses That Recap Your Dinner Party Like a Sports Highlight Reel
Meta just filed a patent describing AI glasses that use facial recognition to spot who's in frame, clip moments when they do something like pick up a glass or laugh, then stitch it all into a personalized highlight reel, complete with a chipper prompt asking if you want to relive tonight's dinner party. The filing arrives months after Meta quietly slipped facial recognition code into its smart glasses app, then yanked it once WIRED noticed. Nothing's shipping yet, but the pattern is clear: Meta keeps building the surveillance features it keeps getting caught testing.
Nothing says 'main character energy' like glasses that already know who your friends are before you've said hi.