You Shall Not Pass: Argentina's Wizards Come for Peter Thiel
A dozen Argentinians in full Gandalf cosplay, cloaks, wizard hats and all, showed up outside Peter Thiel's Palermo Chico mansion this week chanting "you shall not pass" and jumping around yelling that whoever doesn't jump owns Palantir. Thiel's been quietly buying up Argentine real estate and a stake in an oil firm, reportedly eyeing the country as an escape hatch if US politics get too populist for his taste. Milei, thrilled to have him, promises the culture war will keep the good times rolling, at least for billionaires.
Nothing says 'thriving democracy' like needing wizard cosplay to tell a billionaire to leave.